Tune: Turkey In the Straw

Oh, the horse went around with his foot off the ground
Oh, the horse went around with his foot off the ground
Oh, the horse went around with his foot off the ground
Oh, the horse went around with his foot off the ground.

Same song, second verse,
A little bit faster
And a little bit worse!

Oh, the horse went around with his foot off the _____
Oh, the horse went around with his foot off the _____
Oh, the horse went around with his foot off the _____
Oh, the horse went around with his foot off the _____

Same song, third verse,
A little bit faster
And a little bit worse!

(Continue leaving off a word each verse until the whole song is sung silently. End song by repeating verse 1.)

Tune: Auld Lang Syne

On mules we find two legs behind
And two we find before
We stand behind before we find
What the two behind be for
When we're behind the two behind
We find what these be for
So stand before the two behind
Behind the two before.